wide dog

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat

me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday

by foodmonster847 November 27, 2019

Wide nigga

Issa big nigga with big nigga tittys. And you already know that got the big macks. He a good nigga that has got more rolls then a Japanese sushi bar. BIG NIGGGA

Hey What’s a wide nigga? It’s a Wide nigga with all da big macks

by Niggas incorporated December 18, 2019

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021

Wide Mark

Someone who annoys you with their presence

He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark

by PVCBrah September 3, 2021

Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 14, 2022

wide open throttle

When the light you're stopped at changes to green and you floor the accelerator and take off at maximum acceleration rate. Very fun. Term is really only applicable to motorcycles and stick-shift manual cars. Commonly abbreviated as "WOT".

I filtered my way to the front of the light and went wide open throttle when the light hit green. Went 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. Take that cagers!

Going wide open throttle on a motorcycle is literally the funnest thing in the world.

by SwissedToast May 18, 2015