by Chili_Dude December 20, 2008
Get the Whoopsie mug.An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.
Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.
by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012
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A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the can of whoopass mug.A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.
Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.
by Sirduck June 19, 2018
Get the whompuscat mug.1: A signal used when someone is pissed to the point of not caring anymore. Usually means you broke 'em bro. Often a sarcastic reply to excessive amounts of complaining. More specifically a sarcastic reply to some dumbass getting upset if you make a "mistake".
2: said when a genuine mistake is made.
3: said when a mistake was made on purpose.
2: said when a genuine mistake is made.
3: said when a mistake was made on purpose.
1: idiot: I hate math
Me: oof
Idiot: I hate ice cream
Me: damn
Idiot: I'm booooored
Me: sorry?
Idiot: you're no fun
Me: whoops.
2: me *knocks over Coke and spills on friend accidentally* whoops!
3: me: *knocks Coke over and spills on crush so I have an excuse to fluster and grab some napkins for him, opening up possible conversation- even tho I'm too awkward to actually do that but whatever idfc* whoops.
Me: oof
Idiot: I hate ice cream
Me: damn
Idiot: I'm booooored
Me: sorry?
Idiot: you're no fun
Me: whoops.
2: me *knocks over Coke and spills on friend accidentally* whoops!
3: me: *knocks Coke over and spills on crush so I have an excuse to fluster and grab some napkins for him, opening up possible conversation- even tho I'm too awkward to actually do that but whatever idfc* whoops.
by Yeeting Hecks May 19, 2020
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Someone you weren’t expecting to turn into a baby daddy, most likely a one time hookup.
Someone you weren’t expecting to turn into a baby daddy, most likely a one time hookup.
After our one date, Brian quickly became more to me than a hookup and became a whoopsie daddy.
Me and the whoopsie daddy could only handle being together “for our child’s sake” for three weeks, then we just decided to raise her as friends.
Me and the whoopsie daddy could only handle being together “for our child’s sake” for three weeks, then we just decided to raise her as friends.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
Get the Whoopsie Daddy mug.When you’ve had a massive night on the piss in Stuttgart, a McBreakfast, and then you suddenly experience a reversal of fortune, resulting in having to put your head in a bin while the world spins and you hurl.
by anonymous February 26, 2022
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