wengerism

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.

I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.

by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009

winger

1. One who wings
2. Navy, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard aviator who completes the flight training syllabus, but has yet to receive their wings of gold
3. Total bad-ass
4. 80's hair band

2. "I guess you're a winger this week, now that you're done flying."
4. "Winger is awesome!"

by amt May 13, 2005

wenge

Wenge is a word used to describe many things. Wenge is quiet versatile. Wenge = wood wood= Dick = wenge.

Wenge is used to describe if one 'got' the wenge or if one is wenge. Describing someone as wenge is to call them very attractive or having a v nice sex appeal.

"fuccckk babe you're so wenge"

"did you get the wenge last night?"

"you look wenge tonight!"

by officialwenge March 9, 2017

Wenter

Hottest family line in the entire world.

"She looks good. Must be a Wenter."

by shfzjngrngeg February 1, 2009

Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.

by Wanger specialist August 6, 2009

right-winger

Often, an American that is pro-business while being anti-worker - yet pro-family. Tends to portray great religiosity but only when threatened or bombed. Claims to believe in the sanctity of Life, but will bomb the fuck out of anything that moves. Also has a tendency to misinterpret any written document - especially the Bible. Believes that oil supplies will last forever.

Any current member of the Bush administration - except Condoleeza Rice. see (closeted) lesbian.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

wanger

A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(

by freqazoid March 5, 2008