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vacation buddy

someone you meet while vacationing, often at boring resorts, cruises, or tour groups, and any other foreign place where random people are thrown together. often an awesome connection is made due to the fact that you will probably never see this person again. all in all, vacation buddies are there with you for a good time.
"Me and Bijan bonded over margaritas in Cabo"
"Who the hell is Bijan??"
"My vacation buddy, duh"

i made 4 vacation buddies from my tour group in Europe, but they all live in Utah.
by tomtom91 January 5, 2009
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Vacation Arms

When a male is receiving fellatio and reacts to the extreme pleasure by putting both of his arms behind his head as if he were relaxing on South Beach.
"I stopped giving Garrett head because he always puts up the vacation arms and I can't stand that."
by jellybeener March 19, 2010
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vacation crush

A crush acquired while on vacation. This occurs when an individual develops a crush on a person they meet on a vacation. It feels like a normal crush until the vacationer returns home, forgetting their affection within the span of 4 hours to a week. Those affected by a vacation crush may have serious difficulty recalling why they had a crush on the person in the first place.

A vacation crush is typical for idealists and daydreamers, who may have already gone on vacation with the fantasy of meeting "the one." However, vacation crushing may be extended to those just out of a relationship or those in an unhappy relationship.
Becky: So have you emailed Alejandro since you got back home?

Kristy: No, not really.

Becky: Why not? You were so into him when we were in Spain!

Kristy: He was just a vacation crush.
by moooBat April 6, 2013
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vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration
*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016
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dipsoluscious vacation

noun. (dip-sol-lush-us vay-kay-shun)
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.

Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.

"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
as used on family guy...

Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

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Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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Swedish vacation

An unplanned, unexcused extended absence from school, work, or any other daily responsibilities.
Ever since Floyd won 50 bucks on that scratch ticket he's been taking a Swedish vacation.
by mainset August 3, 2008
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man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.
by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008
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