hajii vision

The local lo-fi DVD-pirating industry serving US troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Any early release of a film that's still in theaters was probably filmed in the theater, complete with Arabic subtitles and silhouettes of the people in the front row.

You want to go to the base theater tonight?

Nah, I've already got that one on hajii vision.

by joedirtbag April 25, 2008

Peter's vision

ACTS 10:10-28.

A famous passage of the NEW TESTAMENT where Yahweh showed Peter that he should call no person common or unclean.

ACTS 10:28, Peter's vision showed Peter...

"...Yahweh has shown me that I should call no man common or unclean."

by Rabbi Goldman May 17, 2009

Tunnel Vision

When all of your vision is consumed by one piece or portion of an entire landscape or photo. This is due to the interest in that one aspect of the picture; Common things which cause tunnel vision are both ass and titties.

Jim: Hey, look at how nice that sunset is behind all of those people!
Randy: Wow, I never noticed that because I got tunnel vision from the girl's rack in the middle.

by ColgateASDFGHJKL;' January 27, 2014

rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011

cherry vision

The ability to tell if a chick is a virgin just by looking at her.

my buddy Jay has cherry vision.

by Josh October 19, 2004

Tiger Vision

The point of drunkenness where you call upon or text upon your significant other or drunk thang.....

After the club, and a few too many drinks, I had my Tiger Vision going

by ZimmStu February 27, 2010

Profiterole vision

A sense that lets people know if cake is near.

My profiterole vision is flashing, does some-one have cake?

by qwertyjohnson April 21, 2009