vance

really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT

vance is the hottest guy ever

by ezioauditore101 November 29, 2011

vanderlay industries

a fake company that people claim to work for to sound exciting

girl: so where do you work?
guy(who is lying he is realer unemployed): vanderlay industries! i am an architect. willu go out with me?
girl: yes, yes i will

by tinytom November 5, 2006

Vanderland

A place of mystery, a place of wonder, a place of relaxation. Most people can't see Vanderland, and don't even know when they are there... Some say its alot like the Bermuda Triangle, 5 minutes in Vanderland is actually 2 hours...

Q: - Where did Mr. Arabia go?
A: - He said he would be back in 5 minutes, it's been 2 hours now...he must be in Vanderland.

by Justyn Credible February 22, 2008

Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009

Vanderbosch

Knowing that you're better then everyone else.

You might be smart, but I'm a Vanderbosch, so that makes me a lot smarter then you are. Now shut up, and go crawl into the fetal position.

by a lot better then you February 22, 2008

vandertuuked

A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one might ask seriously? In most instances the circumstances are unheard of or improbable.

"vandertuuked" -dropping a full bottle of wine(cork down) on your foot and it going through your dress shoe tearing multiple tendons in your foot.

by rollerderbygal May 19, 2009

Vanderfaggit

A kid who has usually dirty blonde hair, is obsessed with the beavers, likes to text and go out with random chicks, Vanderfaggit's are usually from the west coast. he loves video games and is usaully REALLY good friends with girls more then guys.. his friends start with the letters L K S T R, Vanderfaggit is a real un popular name... his parents prolly didnt like him very much, or abused him, maybe split appart because one of them is physco...

im going into town to get a mountain dew...

Vanderfaggit: I WANNNTT ONE!!!!

by more then magic December 15, 2010