VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

by Mel October 13, 2003

MTV VMA

MTV - Music Televison
VMA - Video Music Awards

Yesterday I watched the VMAs on MTV.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

vmpyjjk

they are the bestest instagram editor, and she has the most swag no one can compete. their edits give me a will to go on.

@vmpyjjk deserves the world and more !!

person 2 : yeah dude ik !!!

by mygsmooches January 7, 2021

VMA

Vagina, Mouth, & Ass.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

I would like to fuck this girl at full force in her VMA.

I VMA'ed your mom last night!

by teekaysee November 3, 2007

MTV VMA

the MTV VMA... Music Tele Vision Video and Music Awards

by TheRook September 1, 2003

vmail

A video message left when the intended recipient is not at his/her webcam.

Alexander Graham-Bell--"Hello Watson! you were supposed to turn on your webcam!! Let me know when you get this vmail."

by notbait July 8, 2011

vmlag

Lag induced by Virgin Media's "traffic management". Notably more severe and perpetual that standard lag.

"This vmlag is really pooping in my pooper!"
"Go on without me - I've got vmlag."
"Guys, I've got something to tell you. I've got vmlag."

by Gordonator May 6, 2013