complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.

a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023

swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating

I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed

by tbone23 August 3, 2015

Utter

To be extremely cumfy and cozy

Dude this couch and blanky is so utter

by Big Stanky Danky Terd October 12, 2023

Kyle Utter

Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.

I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter

by The Truth about kyle December 17, 2018