complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.

a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

Complete and Utter Awesomeness

Just a word that sums up something that is either a) the best b) so amazing you can't find words for it c) awesome

That concert I went to last night was complete and utter awesomeness.

by we.love.the.cheesey July 8, 2009

cow utter

A cow utter is when a woman licks the butthole of her man simultaneously giving him a handjob while he’s on all 4’s

You wouldn’t believe it Matt, the other day Christine gave me the best cow utter I’ve ever had.

by StillGonnaSendIt October 31, 2017

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

fleshy utter

is when you suck on nipples and then they look like a cows utters. then you take the milk you sucked and insert it only the clitoris. the nipple milk will travel through the body and make you horny!

i'm going to fleshy utter you tonight!

by explicit101 November 2, 2016

Kyle Utter

Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.

I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter

by The Truth about kyle December 17, 2018