Underwear Roulette

When it is unclear whether or not you need to poo or fart and you choose to take the chance.

I just hit the chinese buffet and now I'm about to play underwear roulette.

by Dilker October 25, 2014

B-Team Underwear

Not using your best underwear, but your back up underwear. Usually occurs when you haven't done the laundry in a while, and are in desperate need of clean underwear.

Dave: Do you have a wedgie?

Mike: No, sorry, I'm using my B-Team Underwear

by Butterz18 November 23, 2010

Underwriter

(FINANCE) a person or entity that lends money to someone else by creating securities and selling them. In commercial milieux, this is investment banking, and the most famous investment bank is Goldman Sachs. Another major investment bank is Morgan Stanley.

Most major countries have a ministry of the treasury, or ministry of finance, that issues bonds for the government and is responsible for selling them to raise money for government borrowing. These are treasury securities.

Peter Warburg was an underwriter who helped "design" the Usonian federal reserve system.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by Ass Clown November 3, 2002

underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

B-string Underwear

Items in your underwear collection that are not suitable for special occasions, and are otherwise ratty underwear that you wouldn't want anyone else catching sight of.

I'm staying in tonight and there's no chance of getting laid, so I'll just grab a pair of b-string underwear.

by parkslump July 4, 2010