unc

slang for “uncle”, used jokingly for someone who's clearly older or outdated

Kai: He called the Bluetooth speaker a “boom box.”
Nia: Unc still living in the 80s.

by bludldu July 26, 2025

Unc fat

this guy so fucking fat he has his own gravitational pull he can erase the whole fucking universe with one fucking jump also he likes to rage bait everyone possible while eating 55 burgers 55 fries 55 cheeseburgers 55 milkshakes 55 cupcakes 55 tacos 55 burritos

unc: im not a unc fat

Me: just sybau bro and admit it

by Lavanii August 27, 2025

Unc Status

You're (really) old, lmao💀

Oh, you're a senior? High Unc Status💀💀

by Rob1nn_W May 22, 2024

Unc

An unc in someone older than you.

unc creamed pied my bussy.

by G dog the fagget June 2, 2024

Unc

A crazy, old black man. Uncs are usually senile or under the influence of crack cocaine. Sometimes both.

There was an unc screaming at himself outside of Waffle House so I went to Golden Corral instead.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 April 29, 2024

unc numbers

When someone is gaming and the statistics related to their performance are absolutely atrocious.

Phil man, you're really putting up some unc numbers in this game of Call of Duty

by zneebs January 24, 2024

Lil Unc

Lil Bro. You say that to a mf that do stupid shit or say stupid shit

Quandale: You gonna ask out that girl?
Boogie2988: Shut the fuck up Lil Unc

by ChancellorUncle March 19, 2024