Magic Toober

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

toobis

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

by Xanza April 3, 2005

twoosh

a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)

You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!

by alfe October 31, 2011

Twooker

Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)

1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?

2. #thankahothursday :)

3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?

by Ciara - Buffalo escort May 13, 2009

twooodle

a variation of one's own usual quite stable state of mind that may be upsetting for other people to experience whilst in your company, saying and doing things right out of character, swearing, shouting, blaming others, crying, unable to see reason...

jane went twooodle when she got upset about losing her position as the worlds number one mother.

by Jane G. July 30, 2007

twobing

A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).

"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"

by FileCurropted September 25, 2007

Twooty

When a girl bends over and you see her twat behind that booty!

Ally's gonna get that twooty

by Ally Whit January 3, 2017