november twig

A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.
‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’
by hashbrownn November 25, 2018
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Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.
Twig and Joe:
“Twig????”
“Joe???”
GAY!!!”
by Teethlobe August 18, 2022
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twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.
"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."
by megzany June 25, 2015
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Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.
Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.
by callinghome November 02, 2004
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twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.
Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."
by 7sun October 07, 2011
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skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
by JBOXED March 19, 2009
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 November 30, 2010
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