turdscrubber

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a turdscrubber.

by scottbo777 May 6, 2008

unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

Pop Tarts

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These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.

Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.

by Missy M August 29, 2005

Turdsman

A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.

The turdsman cleaned up the elephant manure left over from the lion tamers act.

by Norbert Young December 29, 2005

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

As The World Turns

An American soap opera on CBS that has been on the air since 1936. It was this show that first harbored such young actors as Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, and Marisa Tomei. In recent years it has seen a great deal of increasing and declining of popularity, but garnered a wide amount of media attention when, in 2007, it showcased American daytime's first ever gay teen couple; Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer, also known as Nuke. Some of the show's most popular couples include:
* Holden and Lily
* Jack and Carly
* Tom and Margo
* Bob and Kim
* Craig and Sierra
* Simon and Katie
* Steve and Betsy
* Paul & Meg
* Will and Gwen
* Luke and Noah
* Casey and Alison
* Henry and Vienna

"Did you catch yesterday's episode of As The World Turns?"
"No, I only like Luke and Noah; I'm going to wait till they're uploaded on youtube."

by Sylvesterianio April 16, 2009

turdsplash

1) When you're slamming a duece (pooping), and the turd enters the toilet with enough velocity to cause the toilet water to splash up and hit you in the ass.

Meghan: Honey, why is your ass all wet?!?
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!

by Liquid Plumber January 27, 2010