turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

turritopsis dohrnii

The Turritopsis dohrnii, more commonly known as the immortal jellyfish, is the first species to be found immortal. This amazing creature was first founded in 1883 by Austin Wiesmann. Austin Wiesman was a german evolutionary biologist mainly known for his germ plasm theory, once known as Weismannism.

Turritopsis dohrnii is the first creature to be found immortal.

by Legend child December 16, 2016

turrent

the word “turret” for illeterate southern people. much akin to how they pronounce “naked” as “nekked”, or “oil” as “ool”.

“just finished oolin’ up my turrent!”

by saladballs October 1, 2021

Turlet

The toilet, john, or throne. Used mainly in rural settings by rednecks. Often claimed by douchebags to have originated in New York, but that assertion is clearly false. Predominant in the southern states and areas of low socio-economic standing country-wide.

Dang it Jinny!! I done told you I's gone need that damn turlet!! Git off!!

by johnstamos,punk August 11, 2009

turrent

The better way of saying turret.

"Place a turrent" -TF2

by xdddddddddddd April 10, 2019

Halo Turrets

The constent cussing of a person that is being owned on Halo.

(Loud Scream from dying master cheif)

bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.

jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets

bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!

by Anime King99 May 13, 2008

Turpets Syndrome

When your pet has turrets syndrome like symptoms.

All of a sudden, my dog pulses with a crazy tic like she has Turpets syndrome.

by daisylovescrazy August 12, 2008