turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

by Steve0 August 21, 2004

The Wild Turkey

A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.

I heard she likes the sausage.
Maybe we should give her the wild turkey.
Gobble Gobble

by Giant Panda Bear October 24, 2008

Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)

Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.

by Ltrainman February 27, 2007

turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.

--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast

by Doctor Science November 28, 2012

waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.

Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013

junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

by sad_alum February 1, 2019

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008