Turked

To be Turked or also commonly known as being 'Turkey'd'. This phrase is common in the North West of England, specifically Manchester.

The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.

Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
Drinker 1: Howcome I came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
by Jack Roseby April 04, 2008
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Turks

Motherfucking idiots.They have big moustaches and they are muslims.
A:I FKD UR MOM
B:YOURE A TURK!
TURKS ARE DOUCHES
by NOPE JUST NOPE. K??? June 29, 2017
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turk

A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles in the middle of the desert.

Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym.

Also see: turk slut
"Oh man, look at those DAK turks go, I wish I had a turk-slut for my own."
by Tom Larken July 27, 2005
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Turks

Black-ops organization founded in Boston, Massachusetts. The group’s founders act as a triumvirate, controlling the activities of the group which—contrary to popular belief—is no longer officially affiliated with the General Affairs Department of the Shin-Ra Electric Company. Due to the group’s overall tendency towards secretiveness, little is known about their activities. What is known is that its three leaders base their operations out of 6 Arlington Street in Boston’s prestigious Beacon Hill neighborhood. The Turks are allegedly connected to a string of violent crimes in the area, including the hostile takeover of the area commonly referred to as the “Common Room”. Though some sources claim that its triumvirate is comprised of three badass, beautiful young femme fatales, this is dubious given the severity and coldhearted nature of their activities. That story is likely a falsehood constructed by amateur admirers of the group, who abound in the Back Bay area. Also rumored to be collectively fond of (and good at) video games, and that their name is an allusion to the popular game Final Fantasy VII.
"I saw a girl leaving 6 Arlington Street, muttering something about 'muffin' and dusting white powder from her nostrils. She was carrying a sword, too. Oh man…do you think she was one of The Turks!?"
by Willy the Snitch February 08, 2006
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A form of insect commonly known and related to "cockroaches"
by lanemir September 25, 2022
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A Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
by Dr. Apo April 16, 2008
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Turks

Mother fucking Bastards. FUCK THEM BITHCES!! THEY STILL DENY GENOCIDE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL< FUCK THEM!!!!!!
3 year old bill: what are Turks?

Mom: FUCKING BASTARDs
by Randomdude8733 May 04, 2022
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