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turk a durk !

To talk excessive nonsense about nothing.
The taliban guy had his mouth open, but all i heard was," blah, blah, blah, turk a durk ! Jihad!"
by J to the iz H July 8, 2006
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turk gang

the coolest group of guys who roam around the desert searching for strippers and cocaine. shhort for turkey gang. rival of the wolfpack
by turk gang February 23, 2010
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turk-ferno

the result of over-filling a turkey frying basin with searing hot oil.
person A: dude, my uncle put too much oil in the turkey-fryer, and it burst in to flame. his handlebar mustache is no more.

person B: yup, turk-ferno. happens to the best of us.
by turk-ferno victim December 24, 2007
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turk fucker

A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities. Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

Activities include but are not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.

Known turk fuckers: Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
by Spectral September 10, 2008
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
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turk fucker

A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities.

This includes but is not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.

Known turk fuckers:

Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
by Spectral September 9, 2008
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
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