trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 17, 2007

Friendly trunk

In Houston dem boyz like to pop they trunks so they look they "waving"

1- "Mayn, dem rides is on top and they got them friendly trunks"
2- "Yea day wavin at us, fool"

by KrackuhAce June 24, 2006

trunks disease

When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.

Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.

Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.

by trunkdaddy December 04, 2010

junk in the trunk

Adj. Describes a woman with a fair to good amount of ass. Generally caries a positive connotation.

I can't stand those anorexic girls, I need a girl with some junk in the trunk!

by MighMoS December 26, 2004

caddy trunk

Gigantic booty, as in junk in trunk.

Look at the caddy trunk on her!!

by FoxyRoxy April 23, 2005

Trunk Slap

The act of grabbing the excess skin of your ball sack, lifting it up like elephant ears and slapping a girl in the face with your dick!

Branham - Thompson, what happen with that chick.

Thompson - She sucked at giving head so I gave her a trunk slap.

by ~BTR~ January 15, 2012

junk trunks

Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).

I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.

by Fi-Tdot February 29, 2008