Double-Tapered Shit

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Tracey

A woman of deep mystery. Though she is the sweetest, cuttest, and just a downright badass.

Hotter then the flames of hell, life changing, amazing in bed, makes Aphrodite jealous, intelligent, quick witted someone every body wants, Intriguing and beautiful.

Tracey is the person you just want to marry.

Tracey is AMAZING in bed! - Z
Tracey = MINE. -Z

by Notdusk January 20, 2019

Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

trade

A young hyper-masculine looking gay man, usually black or latino in urban contexts. Trade typically dress in urban clothing and play to the thug stereotype. The term "trade" originated from the notion that these men were only gay for pay-- thus they would "trade" sex for money. In recent years, the term has come to refer to any gay men of color who dress in hip-hop inspired clothing and play into the masc fetish.

"Damn he's so fine... is he straight or is he trade?"

"The Firplace in DC be packed with trade."

by BlackDiamondMint December 31, 2018

Trade Chat

The major city (and also Alliance) equivalent of Barrens Chat.

Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL

etc. etc. etc.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

flex tape

powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.

first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean

second person: *jumps off bridge*

by yatomeino August 13, 2018

Duct Tape

God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).

Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.

by northendwhitetrash September 29, 2008