tarmacing

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

tarmaccing

The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.

"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"

"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"

by Andrew Cole June 2, 2007

Tarmacking

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

toma

1) in proper spanish, it is the command for drink.
2) in spanish slang, it is the command for fuck.

1) Toma el jugo/ Drink the juice.
2) Toma la chica/ Fuck the girl.

by Anais July 15, 2008

tomahawk'd

A word created by Family Guy that Peter Griffin uses to mock Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk.

Peter Griffin calls Ashton Kutcher's name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. Then Peter proclaims "You've been Tomahawk'd."

by groomsy57 September 1, 2008

termagant

a scolding nagging bad-tempered woman, in other words a super bitch

My wife is a termagant mofo.

by digerati December 3, 2003

tarmac

A word cherished by news corporations in the wake of any aviation incident that occurs at any airport. Tarmac refers to any paved area on an airport and usually replaces such words as apron, ramp, taxiway, or runway. Most of these areas are actually paved with concrete and not tarmac.

Passengers were left stranded for hours on the tarmac at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after the plane suffered engine problems.

by TootMcBoot November 7, 2017