A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
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(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.
2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general
2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general
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Get the Tonsil tennis mug.A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).
Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.
Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.
Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."
"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"
E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.
"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"
E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.
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Get the Pulling a Tooney mug.Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.
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