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Tony Blair 

A war monger responsible for Britain's involvement in the Iraq war
Tony Blair should be tried for war crimes
Tony Blair by James299 June 9, 2016

Tony Blair 

What kind of moron decides 'yes, I'll side with George W. Bush'?
A moron like Tony Blair.
Tony Blair by dg1301 April 5, 2023

Tony Blair

A legend. The greatest thing this country has had after Churchill... at least until Nigel Farage wins the next general election
"Look, that is Tony Blair, mother. My teacher told me he is bad because he bombed people" "Son, there are some things you have to understand. The country is corrupt and ran by terrorists. Sir Tony Blair fought those terrorists. The people he bombed were terrorists. He is a true patriot. Respect him"
Tony Blair by votereform May 14, 2026

Tony Blair's Legacy

A monster smelly TURD blocking a Thunderbox which withstands any amount of flushing and prodding, yet refuses to leave the pan.
"I shouldn't use that one if I were you, Madam. Best wait until we've dealt with Tony Blair's Legacy first."
Tony Blair's Legacy by bromp May 14, 2008

Tony Blair Legacy 

Bromp's def. is defo on the right track – the Turd Way is indeed The Tony Blair Legacy. He rightly defines this grinning politician in designer clothing with a designer turd clogging the works. But may I suggest that he worked the word Turd to a greater effect, by associating it with Blair's election ticket in 1997 as the harbinger of the Third Way: i.e a typical power-mad politico, who wants to be all things to all men left/right/black/white & centre, who will do literally anything to get elected, even changing religion probably at the instigation of his mad grinning ugly wife in order to be electable as Pres. of the new EU vatican. The Tony Blair Legacy is like The Turd Way.
Bert - “What d'you think of this Barak Obama's chances then – he promises a lot, don't he?”

Sid - “Dunno, Bert, but he might just be part of The Tony Blair Legacy ..”
Tony Blair Legacy by bromp May 15, 2008

Tony Blair's Razor 

Like Occam's Razor, 'Tony Blair's Razor' is a method of quickly establishing the truth in any given situation. The methodology, developed by leading academics, philosophers and theologians, states that 'the truth is always the precise and exact opposite of everything this utter twat says'.
Tony Blair likes to portray himself as a benevolent and honest humanitarian, so it's easy to establish that he is, in fact, an evil lying bastard by using Tony Blair's Razor'.