19 definitions by James299

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Wookie

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

by James299 June 9, 2016

Fair enough

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

by James299 July 28, 2016

Breastsicle

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle

That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!

by James299 June 9, 2016