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You're a weirdo
A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure
I hate life
When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle
That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!
A girl with a hairy vag
Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her
Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie
An incorrect spelling of 'Yeah' used when you dont know how to spell the word
Person 1: You coming to town?
Person 2: Yea
Nick Clegg resigned after his party got wiped out
A hand job
She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night