Definitions by James299

Tory 

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

Tory by James299 April 30, 2022

Fair enough 

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

Fair enough by James299 July 28, 2016

Bracist 

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

Bracist by James299 July 27, 2016

Life 

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

Life by James299 July 27, 2016

Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You are a loser

Loser by James299 July 27, 2016

I'm not that stupid 

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

I'm not that stupid by James299 July 27, 2016

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

Homersexual by James299 July 27, 2016