James299's definitions

Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 9, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You are a loser

by James299 July 27, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Breastsicle

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle

That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!

by James299 June 9, 2016

Tony Blair

A war monger responsible for Britain's involvement in the Iraq war

Tony Blair should be tried for war crimes

by James299 June 9, 2016