Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You are a loser

by James299 July 27, 2016

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 09, 2016

Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

by James299 July 27, 2016

Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016