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Tampon Bully

A woman who bullies men with Tampons. She makes him buy them for her at the store, and when she gets mad she pokes him with them.
by MamaNina May 21, 2008
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emotional tampon

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them
she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy
by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.
by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011
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Tomboy

A term that has almost completely disappeared from use as result of the excessive gender individualism that has become so pervasive in Western (especially American) youth.

The term "tomboy" is used to describe a masculine girl or a girl who behaves in ways that are more closely associated with that which would be expected of a male. Despite this masculine behavior, the tomboy is still a girl. Due to the polarization of gender roles and behaviors ironically caused by the social push for gender variance, no one can be a "boyish girl" or "girlish boy" anymore. Now, you're either one or the other (or none, apparently). As such, the term "tomboy" rarely sees use anymore.
8-year old boy: "I like trucks."
8-year-old girl: "I like trucks, too!"
*they play together*

Adult observer: "Those boys are so adorable."
Other adult observer: "You mean 'that boy and that girl'?"
Adult observer: "No, they are both playing with trucks. Only boys play with trucks."
Other adult observer: "Perhaps not everyone has to perfectly fit into gender expectations to still be considered their biologically-correspondent gender?"
Adult observer: "But only boys play with trucks."
Other adult observer: "She can be a girl and like trucks. It's not against the rules to be a tomboy."
by a boy named Tom June 8, 2018
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human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.
After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.
by S. S. D. December 12, 2007
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tempo

speed. Used often in music to describe how fast a song is in the number of beats per minute.
The orchestra song was played at a slow tempo to create a relaxing mood.
by AYB February 26, 2003
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Temporal Paradox

You fucking up history.

It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
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