tommyache

A YouTuber with about 500 subscribers who also happens to be gay and enjoys sleeping with men

“Oh that guy is so like that one YouTuber tommyache. He gay as hell”

by codarious February 22, 2023

Little Tommy Trout

An altruistic kid from “Ding Dong Bell,” an English children’s song, who pulled the kitty from the well, who much later was unfortunately determined to be an insufferable codependent.

That Little Tommy Trout sure was a very helpful young man who would likely be surprised to learn that a wall-mounted animatronic singing trout would be his future namesake!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked

Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.

by niuhuskie November 27, 2007

Tommy Try Hard

Someone who tries way to hard to be cool or tuff in almost any scenario.

Ex. See Bobby Big Wheel, Gym Hero

O man, look at this tommy try hard, he "thinks" he's getting laid tonight.

by nickzilla April 9, 2005

Tommy

A guy who takes a lot of work to break down to find the real him. Whenever you see him you want him inside of you and every time he texts first a huge smile comes across your face. His looks make your heart skip a beat and you're always caught staring at him. He can be the best person to go to with a problem or the biggest jackass on Earth. He knows everything about you and you know all his secrets. Sometimes he'll be there for you but often gets caught up with his reputation. The sexiest guy ever.

-OMG stop staring at him!
-I'm sorry but Tommy is so hot!

by The Secretive One November 3, 2013

Tommy Tough Nuts

A person who thinks they are a tough individual while they are nor.

For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.

by jay August 22, 2004

Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

by Bennett October 20, 2014