Dats a toilet

A phrase used by youtuber vanossgaming

"Hey, you see that?"
"Dats a toilet"

"Youtube.com/datsatoilet

by Dukes.1936 September 18, 2016

same shit different toilet

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

by ConanSBC August 24, 2019

pug in the toilet

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.

Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?

by farder April 26, 2020

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

by tnear January 23, 2011

Toilet Tension

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.

I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...

by Domonic December 24, 2008