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Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.
"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"
by toastyTORP April 8, 2009
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Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"
by dustynook February 1, 2010
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toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.
After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.
by liquidiq February 3, 2010
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toasty "O"

while performing anal sex on the beach then removing your penis from the anus putting it in the sand and then shoving it back into the anus forcefully creating severe pain for both parties
she cheated on me at beach week so i gave that bitch a "toasty "O""
by 2mmz September 1, 2010
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Toasty

A state of high. Usually used in context of marijuana highs. A high that's stronger than a buzz and less than burnt Toasty is a more delicate way of saying "Yo my nigga, dis kush is loud. Got me feeling lung fucked. Nigga I'm on clouds nigga"
Guy 1: Bro I'm fucked up...
Guy 2: I'm stoned..
Guy3 : Nigga I'm gone *turns to only girl in the circle* what bout u?
Girl 1: I am a mother fucking lady I don't get high....I get toasty!
by Kitkat Bootyfat January 2, 2015
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ToastynWarm

Someone who makes your life fill with joy. When ever they hug you you feel so warm and so toasty. Never let this person go.
Hayden is so ToastynWarm!
by toastynwarm January 27, 2017
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Cheese toasty

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.
Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."
by Wutwut December 16, 2017
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