by Kenjii1234 May 12, 2009
Get the salad trammug. An incoherent rambling statement, usually filled with unnecessarily-long words and spoken/written by Morgane Oger that says virtually nothing in the most amount of characters.
I was going to reply to his tweet but it was word salad and I couldn't find a rational point to start from.
by CuriouserandCuriouserTheSecond September 22, 2021
Get the word saladmug. The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms
Salad girl: I am a neurodivergent schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, insomnia, POTS, PTSD, depression, sunlight allergy, exploding head syndrome, arthritis, and autism!
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
by Creepy Jonathan July 14, 2023
Get the disorder saladmug. "Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
by AAARRRGGGHHH May 10, 2016
Get the Salad Tossingmug. The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016
Get the Soggy Saladmug. A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008
Get the Egg Saladmug. Genre of music best described as a mix of everything
As made famous by Southern California based band King Shelter
As made famous by Southern California based band King Shelter
by Music245 November 30, 2015
Get the salad rockmug.