Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

tittie pie

1. cool, or awesome
2. something unbelievable
3. positive judgement on something

Wow Tom, those free concert tickets are tittie pie brother!

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

tittie sprinkles

The little bumps on the areola, beside the nipple.

That chick had some delicious tittie sprinkles.

by guapojojo December 14, 2009

Tittied

Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.

*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha

by Tittied October 22, 2019

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

Titie monster

A girl with boobs so big that she is gross And looks like a monster

Rebecca is a titie monster her boobs are way too big

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016