toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 11, 2014

Tinder Bitch

The one girl out 1000 that is both hot enough and willing to be your long term fuckbuddy. Basically, the epitamy of gold on tinder. Sloppy, Dirty, Slutty gold....

Guy1- "Dude how'd it go with that chick you met on tinder?"
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."

by Gucci_mang August 27, 2015

Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).

"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."

by bigr3000 October 20, 2014

Tinder profile

A thing made so a bunch of virgins can post private messages on reddit for internet karma.

Redditer: can i have all of your private messages from your tinder profile.
Person: ...no.
Redditer: please i need karma.
Person: (this guy is a virgin.)

by Thicc-Cleetus-of-Alabama October 25, 2019

Tinder Buddy

A sexual partner meet by swiping right on the Tinder app. Similar to a "Fuck Buddy" this relationship is primarily physical with limited emotional attachment.

Person 1: "Turn Down for What?!? After bar at my house, you coming?"
Person 2: "Nah brah, I just hit up my Tinder Buddy. Off to go get some"

by SteffernieM June 13, 2014

Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.

How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.

by Colt 40 Feinberg July 13, 2016

Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.

Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.

by ValetLife October 12, 2015