Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

by CPJester May 13, 2009

Night Watcher

when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.

Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher

by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009

Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy

That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture

by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

man watcher

A male with a beta mentality who worries about the work of other men.

The man watcher is so upset about what your doing.

by Thattrueman August 24, 2023

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022