Nun-cunt

A cunt that is useful to nobody.

That kev guy is fucking useless, he's a total nun-cunt

by Bazza1928 November 17, 2016

French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017

nun's cooze

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.

"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.

by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020

Slush the nun

Slush the nun is very nice and gives very good advice.

Slush the nun is so amazing!

by HollywoodMajor May 8, 2022

Kinky nun

A girl who has a naive mindset but imagines filthy scenarios.

“Carly would be a kinky nun when she is older”

by Klfkhksks June 28, 2021

nun mode

State of complete, devoted focus to a task that's taking up your life; pursuing some intensive, all-encompassing lifestyle to accomplish some great financial or educational goals

Jazmine has been in nun mode as she learns the intricacies of daytrading. It's a lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

by ItsADirtyJob July 8, 2017