by Technomansir February 16, 2008

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.
Also see slut, whore, internet whore
Also see slut, whore, internet whore
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value
by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

by PurpleMayoKing December 23, 2015

People who do things like sue normal everyday people for downloading mp3s, or spy on everything you do on the net. Basically tight-asses who think the net should be policed like the real world.
by Rock` April 9, 2003

The period of time spent lackadaisically surfing the internet while trying to put off work. Can last multiple hours, and usually consists of random youtube videos, checking facebook, and other sites you periodically visit, filled with brief periods where you seriously question your ability to concentrate on a simple assignment without wasting a whole night.
John: Dude, have you finished the questions for chapter 5 yet?
Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
by the1truthteller February 18, 2010

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
