Cancer

Usually something you get from watching Jake Paul's videos. It's something every Jake Paul fans have. I would seek medical attention immediately if you watch one of his videos. Call 911 for emergency.
Person 1: It's everyday bro!
Person 2: Do you have cancer?
by Theurbandic October 31, 2017
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Cancer

Donald Trump, Keemstar, Sam Pepper, Fine Bros etc.
by British Snob September 06, 2016
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Cancer

Something that is unbelievably cringy and terrible. Commonly found on the internet, though anything that isn't born from the web but still meets the above criteria may still be referred to as cancerous.
"Wow, the Star Wars prequels are pure cancer."

"Good God, Youtube comment sections are rife with cancer."
by ToatitosScoops December 07, 2016
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A disease that kills people. There is a known cure for cancer, but the the drug companys don't really want the public to know that, because they will lose money from the people who buy thier products.
The only reason the media says there is no cure for cancer, because if there was, nobody would buy medicine, and the drug companys can't let that happen because it's all about the money$money$money.

The cure for cancer is simple. Just crack open the pit of an apricot, plumb, or any kind of fruit like that, and eat the seeds. Do this everyday to pervent cancer. If you already have cancer, you should eat around 8 apricot seeds everyday to cure it. People have been doing this for years to cure cancer. The reason alot of people don't hear about this, is becuase if you did, you wouldn't have to buy medicine, and therefore, the drug companies would go bankrupt.

Don't waste your time putting unnatural chemicals into your body, when you can do it the natural, and more accurate way.
by Sid-- April 04, 2006
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Cancer

When a female is nothing but bad for you and your soul, your only choice is to cut her out and heal the wound before she consumes you and eats away at your goodness!
Dude Johnny get away from her she is cancer to your soul.
by Johnnyg724 May 13, 2016
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Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?
by loweezy December 16, 2014
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