Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos

An oversized purple grape that want to collect 7 rocks to kill dust people out of existence.

You better watch out! You better not cry! Thanos Is coming FOR YOU

by Thanos lord October 23, 2019

Thanos

BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI

THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"

by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019

Thanos

Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.

Thanos killed Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man

by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019

Thanos

A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove

Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.

by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023

Thanos

Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off

Thanos is going to snap :(

by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019