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straight off the terd

damn jule that was straight off the terd
by jerrrrm September 11, 2005
mugGet the straight off the terdmug.

Fuck Terd

Is the process when a so called idiot, takes ones fecies and tries to have intercourse with it. Which in most cases can just be used as a insult to describe a guy of complete ignorance.
That Dood over there is such a Fuck Terd.
by Renu Berry October 23, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Terdmug.

It'll make a terd

A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.
Girl- "How was dinner tonight honey?"
Guy- "It'll make a terd."

Waiter from expensive restaurant- "Sir how was your meal tonight?"
Sir- "It'll make a terd."

Friend- "Man that was the best taco I've ever ate, what did you think of it?"
You- "It'll make a terd."
by Poltergeist004 July 7, 2010
mugGet the It'll make a terdmug.

Alaskan Terd Nugget

When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.
I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.
by Achmed Badalandabad February 12, 2008
mugGet the Alaskan Terd Nuggetmug.

rank crusty terd

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation
Aw that there is a rank crusty terd
by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017
mugGet the rank crusty terdmug.

Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.
Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.
by benny_64 February 12, 2009
mugGet the Stampeding Terd Herdmug.

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