Teleporter

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.

Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

dolphin telepathy

Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.

Don the dolphin used dolphin telepathy to steal all the plankton

by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015

Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year

Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.

by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016

crackhead telepathy

when two best friends (the crackheads) think the same thoughts or say the same thing out loud

(really annoying person walks by) crackhead one: wow i hate her

crackhead two : i hate her so much

either crackhead : crackhead telepathy!

by crackheaduwu October 14, 2019

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Twin telepathy

It is not a thing

Twin telepathy is not a thing

by Mo Nina September 6, 2020

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.

by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020