Facebook trauma

Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.

Facebook trauma examples...

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly

by Supraxi September 6, 2011

post traumatic status disorder

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.

Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.

by Mattfouz October 1, 2013

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

traumatized

To be so shocked/stunned by something, possibly to the point of functionally abnormally.

I was traumatized after I lit my cat Tigger on fire and watching him jerk about in agony.

by Sonix May 9, 2006

trauma junky

Firefighters, paramedics, and ER staff who enthusiastically love their professions and enjoy the excitement of caring for the injured and saving their lives are known as Trauma Junkies. Virtually everyone in EMS could be considered a trauma junky to a certain extent.

Bob is a trauma junky.

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki

The longest place-name still in use, it's a hill in New Zealand.

Hey Let's go to Taw...Taumate...Tauma-Ah, screw it. Let's go to the movies.

by Sheepz July 29, 2004

Trauma Bond

When you and someone you know have been through the same thing, can understand each other and feel a sense of security that you can relate and understand.

Yep me and her have a trauma bond.

by b linin it November 30, 2020