Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.
Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.
This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.
Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.
This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.
Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah, what about her?
Man 1: She used to be hot, but after I dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.
Man 2: Damn, dude!
Man 2: Yeah, what about her?
Man 1: She used to be hot, but after I dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.
Man 2: Damn, dude!
by Gambo1984 February 27, 2011
Get the Slop tartmug. by .sunkin.lovely February 26, 2021
Get the Su Tartmug. "Sup tart baker"
You know if you are a tart baker.
If you don't already an image of what this is, you are using it wrong.
Antonym to pie baker.
You know if you are a tart baker.
If you don't already an image of what this is, you are using it wrong.
Antonym to pie baker.
by Hildegard VonBingen March 21, 2022
Get the tart bakermug. The smell generated when you fart, but you're wearing freshly washed underwear so the puff of the fart mixes with the scent of the detergent as it passes through the fabric, creating a kind of odd smelly-sweet fart.
by Funkbustafart November 6, 2018
Get the Puff tartmug. An exclamation of disapproval
by Chachi October 13, 2004
Get the Shit-Tartsmug. by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
Get the Pop Tartmug. One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.
Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.
by aladiesman October 17, 2008
Get the slop-tartmug.