slop-tart

One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.
Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.
by aladiesman August 25, 2008
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Spinally

adverb describing an excuse for an embarrassing loss or injury
by aladiesman August 25, 2008
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