tarts

boobs, juggs, knocks

dang that chick has amazing tarts

by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

Chinese Trots

Simply put, having an acute case of diarrhea where one is careful to keep the butt cheeks tight to prevent possible leakage while walking to the nearest facilities to release the Kraken.

Dude, did you see that chick over there walking kinda funny? I thought her hip huggers were just way too tight, but then I saw a green apple splatter on her ass. She must have the Chinese Trots...

by Mountain Lion May 26, 2012

Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

Bunny Trots

My brother's nickname for the popular Blue Bunny brand ice cream Bunny Tracks, on account for the dark brown stripes of chocolate in the vanilla ice cream and the little peanut butter filled chocolate bunnies found inside.

See trots

"Man, yesterday I was eating some Bunny Trots, and I found two little chocolate bunnies stuck together like they were humping!"

by Captain Cross-Nipples August 20, 2006

POP TARTS

A code word used to describe white people.

Girl all of these Pop Tarts are getting on my nerves, I can't wait until I get off.

by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

harlem globe trots

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.

I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!

by bumbobway November 3, 2007

walking trots

The act of walking and farting at the same time.

The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015