tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

tollie

South African slang word for penis.

Baby you look so lekker, my tollie is getting stiff!

Yes, it's true...Bernard has a small tollie.

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Toolidity

often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.

"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"

by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009

Stanley "Tookie" Williams

Stanley Tookie Williams along with Raymond Washington created what would later become known as the Crips. Tookie never imagined the Crips would become what they became. What had once been a group protecting their neighborhood, they spinned out of control and turned into the people they had come up to protect their home from. They never meant for the Crips to be this way.The Crips than lost Raymond Washington who was killed. Tookie had less control than he did before, hating what the Crips became. He was than arrested and put on death row. He kept his loyalty to the Crips, though he was unsure of if he could keep on going with the Crips. Then he found Redemption. Dedicating his life to trying to keep other kids from making the same mistakes he did. He wrote kids books promoting a gang free life and was nominated for noble peace prizes. He tried to end the Crips, he did change a lot of minds but was put to death in prison before he could do more. Was Tookie a bad person? No, I believe he is someone to greatly look up to, someone who had the stength to look at who he became and change into the better person he wanted to be. Thats more than most of us can do. Stanley Tookie Williams, Rest In Peace.

Stanley "Tookie" Williams found redemption and dedicated his life to helping others to not make the same mistakes he did.

by BrooklynBredGirl April 11, 2010

toolitude

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

toofie

A super close up photo of healthy teeth and gums.

Hey girls, look at his toofie

by Lllainie May 5, 2017