tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

by mopar340 September 16, 2013

f, t and a

Face, tits and ass:
Linked to t and a, used to describe a female

Nice fta
Nice f, t and a.

by Ed Gill February 21, 2004

Tandemonium

Any condition wherein chaos spreads from its original circumstances to another, usually unrelated, situation.

Everyone went crazy in line when we all found out that the Playstation 4's were shipped late. We all had to call in sick keep our places, so I'm sure it was Tandemonium at work.

by Double Hardhat November 4, 2010

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

Tandon

A lit ass school at nyu which is home to some of the chillest students ever

bruh you going to tandon? You mad smart.

by the_better_insider July 13, 2017

tandarla

onomatopoeia: A word spoken in order to confuse and distract from an argument or conversation.

target 1: "you are so wrong!" Target 2: "no...no..., i'm right..." Target 1: "noooooo..." Target 2: "Tandarla.............."

by corey kaufman August 17, 2006

Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.

Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking

by sarge the boss June 7, 2009