Boho Salon

Boho Salon is a popular group/game on the building platform ROBLOX. They are notorious for botting their way to 40K members, and are apparently getting an award for it. Their game is a simulation of working at a salon, serving customers and being one yourself. You can get a nose job, nail job, hair job or hand job.
About that...
Boho Salon is flooded with ODers, or Online Daters. These thirsty six year olds come here when their mom isn't looking, find the kid with the "sexiest hair" and act like a couple. This is not endorsed by ROBLOX.
There is quite a bit of controversy surrounding them, because it is a troll's playground, an ODer wasteland, and a terrible free modeled game.
The leader is a cancerous, spoiled four year old bitch who thinks she is a successful business owner, just because she botted members.
"Boho Salon, where the weaves start!"

Heard about Boho Salon? They just botted another 1K members!
Those fuckers.

by InkerBinker December 25, 2016

king shlong

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

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by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

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by fatboy August 29, 2003

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

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shlonka

a poo

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by sillypooface February 23, 2012

salonpaws

When a dog's foot is wet and the sound it makes when running through the African jungle of Atlanta

Your dog has the case of salonpaws

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Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

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