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shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.
You are a total shizermonger.
by Mimsical May 30, 2017
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Switzerland

Best country in the world. Reasons: best chocolate, best cheese, best food (raclette and fondue), best mountains, best skiing, best views, best lakes, best land, best cows, best schools, best grass, best water, best snow, best clouds, best sun, best rain, best weather, best aroma, best ice cream (Movenpick), however, most expensive beanbag in the world. Swiss in not a language to anyone out there who is dumb.
Where does Toblerone come from? Are you dumb? It comes from Switzerland, the best country in the world.
by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020
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swivering

When a movie buffers while watching a movie or video of any type online, it's "swivering".
Oops, dang it, the movie or video is swivering again. We'll have to wait until it's done swivering.
by Max II & Blu June 6, 2020
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switzerboo

A person who's borderline obsessed with Switzerland and its culture, focussing on Swiss nature. Similar to a 'koreaboo', but less extreme (switzerboos don't denounce their own culture or nationality and/or claim to be Swiss even though they're not). Founded by Twitter user 'angedecouleur'.
"Do you see how Twitter user angedecouleur keeps tweeting about Switzerland?" "OMG, yes! And she keeps going viral for it too." "ISTG, she and all her followers are such switzerboos!"
by angelofcolour January 2, 2021
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Switzerland

Switzerland is a landlocked country in central Europe surrounded by Germany, France, Italy, and Lichtenstein. It is surrounded by beautiful mountains and lush landscapes. It is known for its wealth, beauty, infamous neutrality, price of living there and of course, chocolate. In my opinion, Switzerland is the most beautiful country in Europe. It is a snowy heaven. It has 4 official languages, German, French, Italian, and Romansh. Most residents speak German as their first language, but many also speak Italian, French, or English. It is also known for its Ski resorts, many of which are the most beautiful in the world. The most famous is Zermatt, which sits on the Matterhorn mountain. Switzerland is not part of the EU, so it uses its own currency, the Swiss Franc, which is among the most valuable in the world. Switzerland's immigration is near impossible if you do not a job or a wife there. It always ranks very high on the UN's "HDI" (Human Development Index) With a population of about 8 million people, it has never been in any major conflicts and generally gets along with all of its neighboring countries. All in all, Switzerland is one of the prettiest and amazing countries in the world.
Joe: Hey where do you want to move when you grow up?
John: Bern, Switzerland, one of the most expensive but most beautiful cities in the world.
by Swisen1T48 January 12, 2021
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Switzerland moment

A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.
Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.
by Petersteele937 November 17, 2021
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Switzerlandish

the act of having a certain accent that sounds like your jewish but your actually not jewish your switzerlandish
the man sounded Switzerlandish when they were having a conversation
by the word creater November 23, 2022
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