Swiss Army Wife

A wife that does everything.

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.

by Happy Afro December 30, 2008

Swiss Henry

There are two girls and one guy. The guy fucks the first girl up the ass while the second girl licks the guys ass. It's like a train where it goes girl #1 guy then girl #2.

Dude those two girls wanted to swiss henry last night!! I packed up my balls and left!

by noskatehate March 2, 2009

Swiss Family Blobinson

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.

As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson

by ferricoxide July 7, 2011

Swiss Army Mouth

A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".

Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.

by Alyoyo August 12, 2011

swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

by greenbay fann November 12, 2011

Swiss Menergy

1 part white wine
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink

Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.

"Woah what is this?" - "that is a swiss menergy, you're welcome"

by dvs20 August 19, 2012

Swissed

To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"

Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.

by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014