"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
by Genius Khan September 28, 2018
Get the Phil Swift mug.Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022
Get the a swift one mug.The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.
Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:
1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.
2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?
1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.
2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?
by Fasters July 10, 2023
Get the Swiftematics mug.gaylor swift is the belief that taylor swift loves woman. they believe that she has dated dianna agron and karlie kloss.
person a: i just listened to reputation and the song dress shocked me, is it about her boyfriend?
person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics
person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics
by the party don’t start October 12, 2020
Get the Gaylor Swift mug.A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 4, 2006
Get the Swift One mug.A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013
Get the Swifter mug.Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!
by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009
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