Swagger Jagger

A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....
"Yagetme"?

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.

MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own shit".

CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".

by Miss Poppins UK July 3, 2011

swaggerjacking

Copycating done by a motherfucker (usually bitchmade) who has no original sense of style, genuine charisma, or game of their own, who in actuality tries to hide their lameness by copying the style of "fre$h"/popular individuals that he/she hates on the low. (orgin NYC)

That swaggerjacking ass nigger tried to hate on my whole style last week and this week u would of thought this bitchmade nigga my fucking twin!

by FRESHPRINZEYPC/WHOREMONGER8 October 15, 2008

seggers

Noun. one who has small toes, that appear as if a segment has been taken from them.

"woah look at her feet, that chick is a seggers"

by mr bruce August 31, 2006

Swigger Nigger

Noun: any person who doesn't order a drink from a fast food establishment giving he/she the right to drink yours.

Dude! Stop being a swigger nigger and order your own drink!

by jubs182 August 15, 2011

Sex Swagger

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.

I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!

by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.

by 2buck August 18, 2011

swaggernaut

a person whose swag level is so high that only astronauts can see it

" yo preet your such a swaggernaut"

" hey preet i'm so jelous of your swaggernaut skills"

by the preetster August 28, 2011