swear word

something naught my mummy told me never to do.

oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 9, 2011

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

swearage

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

by Iammilkman September 9, 2005

Swear Train

The act of letting loose a long string of expletives and curse words. Usually brought on by pain, frustration, or drunkenness. The term "Swear Train" has its roots in 1885 in Topeka, Kansas, when famed Weston Hughes fell off the roof of an express train and swore for a record three hours.

Joe: Did you hear the Swear Train that Bobby let loose when Teresa kicked him in the balls?

Dick: Dude, that must have been one hell of a long train!

by LeSuave January 29, 2012

[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J March 28, 2009

non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003