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pinky swear

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky
"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."
by Josh Brown May 13, 2005
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vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.
"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"
by D.Righteous July 25, 2007
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swafo

that magical area of a thong which covers the gooch or bonch
I enjoy cleaning my swafo while watching the evening news.
by Mo Runty September 12, 2008
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you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.
You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.
by Greeno September 28, 2005
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swear word

something naught my mummy told me never to do.
oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.
by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004
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swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.
Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by udusers1 July 9, 2011
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Swaffel

To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil
Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!
by swaafila December 25, 2008
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