Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
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I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
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To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
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It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.
It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.
It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."
Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
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That Jessica is such a sprackler, did you know that she worked on the computer for 18 hours straight and it still doesn't work right?
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
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